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Smokin’ Horny Toads – Guns and Other Legal Stuff 432-699-GUNS (4867)

Smokin’ Horny Toad

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BROWSE OUR WIDE SELECTION OF GUNS AND OTHER LEGAL STUFF

WE CARRY ED BROWN FIREARMS!

AR Rifles

Handguns

Rifles

Shotguns

Apparel

Optics

Smokin’ Horny Toad doesn’t carry a lot of inventory on our website.
However, we can QUICKLY get ANY FIREARM or FIREARM related item you want
at well below average pricing!
Just give us a call!

  • CHARCOAL HAT

    CHARCOAL HAT with Smokin' Horny Toad LOGO
    $25.00
  • Gray Black Hat

    Gray Black Hat with Smokin' Horny Toad LOGO
    $25.00
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    Cimarron Firearms 45LC Texas Ranger Laser Engraved

    The Texas Rangers are part of the history of Texas and the Old West. In honor of their vigilance and service, Cimarron Firearms Co. has partnered with the Texas Rangers Museum to bring you this beautiful laser engraved “Texas Ranger” Frontier. The polished nicked plated finish shines in contrast to the intricate engraving pattern, featuring the immortal phrase, “One Riot, One Ranger” emblazoned across the ejector rod. This striking firearm has been endorsed by the Former Texas Rangers Foundation. Cimarron Firearms Co. donates a portion of the sale price to the development of the new Texas Ranger Heritage Center in Fredericksburg, Texas. Features
    • Caliber: .45 Colt
    • Style: Frontier
    • Frame: Pre-War
    • Finish: Nickel
    • Grip: Poly Ivory
    $676.71 $657.00
  • Pink Black Hat

    Pink Black Hat with Smokin' Horny Toad LOGO!
    $25.00
  • Ed Brown Special Forces G4

    Model: Special Forces Caliber: 45 ACP Frame: Full size Barrel Length: 5″ Metal Treatment: Chainlink I Finish: Blue frame/slide with Black Gen4 coating Sights: .140″ u-notch rear, front night sight Grips: Double diamond laminate Custom options included: flattened and serrated top of slide, flush barrel with recessed crown Condition: very good, new Gen4 coating, new sights234
    $2,340.00
  • NEONGREEN/CHARCOAL HAT

    NEONGREEN/CHARCOAL HAT with Smokin' Horny Toad LOGO
    $25.00
  • Ed Brown Special Forces

    Model: Special Forces Caliber: 45 ACP Frame: Full size Barrel Length: 5″ Metal Treatment: Chainlink I Finish: Satin  Stainless Sights: .140″ u-notch rear, front night sight Grips: Double diamond laminate Custom options included: flattened and serrated top of slide, flush barrel with recessed crown Condition: very good,  new sights
    $2,340.00
  • Ed Brown MP-F2

    Slide finish:  Black DLC Barrel finish:  “Spectrum” multi-colored Trigger finish:  Flat Dark Earth Frame pins finish:  Black DLC
    $1,995.00
  • Ed Brown EVO-KC9 Gen4

    Introducing the KC9, the first model in the new Evolution series from Ed Brown. The KC9 pays homage to the Kobra Carry, which took the industry by storm nearly 20 years ago, and has now become the iconic standard for a high end custom 1911, with its revolutionary Ed Brown Bobtail®, stainless steel base, and Snakeskin treatment. Optimized for the 9mm caliber, the KC9 inherits those same characteristics, yet is smaller, thinner, and lighter. The KC9 retains 100% 1911 controls and handling characteristics, and makes use of standard 1911 magazines, and standard 1911 grips with the Ed Brown Bobtail® cut, which are now a standard offering among major grip makers. Some parts were completely re-designed to take advantage of modern improvements such as the new external extractor, easy-to-change front sight, smaller "Tactical Edge" rear sight, bull barrel, and a flat wire recoil spring system. The re-engineered slide has been shortened to 4", thinned substantially for weight reduction, and includes a unique 7-top custom cut, with special front and rear serrations. A recessed slide stop completes the package, making for the perfect custom 9mm 1911. Completely hand built with fully machined parts, and backed by our Lifetime Warranty, with all the quality you expect from Ed Brown, but with a ground-breaking price tag of only $1995, fully equipped!
    $1,995.00
  • Ruger Bearcat

    Capacity 6
    Frame Finish Stainless
    4" barrel length
    Rear Sights Integral U-Notch
    Rosewood Grip
    Caliber 22LR
    $645.00
  • Smokin Horny Toad Long Sleeve T-Shirt WHITE

    T-shirts run true to size.  White t-shirt is a 50/25/25 poly cotton rayon blend.
    $30.00
  • Smokin Horny Toad Short Sleeve T-Shirt TAN

    T-shirt runs true to size.  The tan t-shirt is 100% cotton.
    $25.00

Welcome to Smokin’ Horny Toad – where we specialize in Guns and Other Legal Stuff. We offer unbeatable prices and are dedicated to friendly customer service. It’s our mission to provide responsible gun owners with high-quality firearms and accessories. In addition to our vast firearms selection, we offer ammo, knives, optics and lots more.

Our online Store offers an extensive selection of handguns, rifles and shotguns. And we strive to make your purchase super easy. Once you’ve made your FFL selection, we’ll ship it promptly to your local FFL. You’ll be shooting in no time!

Smokin’ Horny Toad proudly supports and believes in responsible gun ownership.